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The Greatest Story on Turf 2026 Week 7

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  1. Eagles vs. Cowboys

Shadow Boxing

Two Dallas Cowboys players, #4 and #88, stand on the field in white jerseys, looking somber in a packed stadium.

The Cowboys have been trash with no excuses. Their whole division is in shambles because of injuries, and they are just healthy and bad. Can the Cowboys even beat the shell of an Eagles team still feeling the shock of losing Hurts?

Prediction Cowboys


13. Browns vs. Titans

Bad News Bowl II

Tennessee Titans quarterback in blue No. 1 jersey holds a football on the field, with a blurred stadium crowd behind.

Last year both the Browns and the Titans were at the bottom of the league. The Titans beat the Browns by two. This year the Browns are leading their division; meanwhile, the Titans are still circling the drain. Can the Titans get their second win of the year by beating the Browns, or will the new Browns get revenge and crush the Titans?

Prediction Browns



12. Panthers vs. Bucs

Haven’t you people ever heard of shutting the god damn door?

Tampa Bay Buccaneers player in white uniform runs with the football during a night game, eyes focused under stadium lights.

The Panthers are on the upswing. Bryce Young has arrived, the offense is humming, and the defense is no joke either. Coach Canales has been great for the Panthers, but now he's playing his old team, the Bucs, at their worst. The Bucs have finally won a game, and they're trying to build on it. This could be the beginning of their climb back to the top, or the game that breaks them.

Prediction Bucs


11. Steelers vs. Saints

Young Gun Gauntlet

Steelers quarterback in black jersey winds up to pass as a Seahawks defender rushes in during a sunny football game.

Aaron Rodgers has been playing excellently lately, and the Steelers are on the upswing. He’s the oldest active QB in the league, and he’s not just riding off in the sunset. Aaron wants to win a Super Bowl to go out on top. However, to do that, he has to outduel not just what’s left of his contemporaries like Mathew Stafford, but also the new gen. This week he gets the young veteran Tyler Shough. Does he have the stamina to hang with Shough in a shootout?

Prediction Steelers



10. Broncos vs. Cardinals

How Far Can We Go

Arizona Cardinals coach in black hoodie and white cap speaks at podium with microphones during training camp press conference.

The Cardinals shocked the world by defeating the Rams. Was it more about the Rams or the Cardinals? They have the Broncos on deck. Can they do it again? This is a revenge game for Nathaniel Hackett, who almost flamed out of the NFL after his disastrous tenure with the Broncos. Can he come back and beat the guy that took his job?

Prediction Broncos


9. Falcons vs. 49ers

Runningback Bowl III

Two smiling NFL players hold up jerseys reading ROBINSON and McCAFFREY on a stadium field after a game.

We watched Bijan and Derek Henry try to best each other, and now Bijan and Christian McCaffrey match up. They train together in the offseason, and now they face off when it matters. For McCaffrey, they have an undefeated streak to defend. For Bijan, he has to help his team stay in the NFC South Race.

Prediction 49ers


8. Vikings vs. Colts

The Streak Episode 7

Minnesota Vikings player kneels in the purple end zone, pointing skyward in celebration as teammates gather, crowd blurred.

The Vikings have made it through everyone thus far. The defense has carried them thus far, and the Vikings are just waiting for the offense to join the party. The Colts' defense hasn't been good, and if the Vikings can’t get going, that’s a big problem. This week, defense should be enough to get it done for the Vikings. But if Johnathan Taylor can run through this purple wall, the Colts could snap this streak?

Prediction Vikings


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